No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6060	Dragon Eggs Found:	5072
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2931
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	331	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	2468
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9896
Zombie Dances:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9080	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8408

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magic Items Found:	1421	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	5982

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	3410	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Votes:	8377
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	67
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	7248	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	190
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu