No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Potions Brewed:	165	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Emeralds Found:	1547

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Divine Spears Created:	16	Votes:	6096
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Farms Harvested:	723	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4311	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	432	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	60
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Potions Brewed:	95	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Magic Items Found:	5767	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1473	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Emeralds Found:	7101	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	4698	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Votes:	9532
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3939
Ores Mined:	3240	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	9775	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com