Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 14 Enchantments Applied: 271
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Lazuli MC

    Lazuli MC

    Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

    Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SwordPVP

    SwordPVP

    The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Villages Defended: 11
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8915

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Alfi’s World

    Alfi’s World

    We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

    We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TeamVareide

    TeamVareide

    mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Solumcraft

    Solumcraft

    Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CoolCraft

    CoolCraft

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 290 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Craft4You

    Craft4You

    We offer a lot of variety on our server: We have a beautiful property world where you can let your creativity run wild! You can farm raw materials and other things in the mining world (/warp mining), in the Nether (/warp Nether) and in the End (/warp End). This is how you get a free plot of land: In the property world (/warp GS) you search for a free property using the stick (property finder) that you get with the /gs tool. The overview map on http://map.mc-craft4you.de can help you enormously when looking for a beautifully located property. Alternatively, you can quickly teleport to a vacant lot by typing /gs search. Now you have found a beautiful property and you absolutely want it. To do this, enter /buy gs (don’t worry, it’s free). Now you can let your creativity run wild! Have fun! Do you also want a creative piece of land? Then follow the steps above, with the difference that you have to be in the creative world: /warp Freebuild If you have a long time, we have a great fun offer (/warp event): You can simply take out your frustration on your fellow players in a round of PvP (/warp PvP) You can play paintball (/warp paintball) in 7 self-built arenas! Spleef (/warp Spleef) is also present You can even play HungerGames (/warp HungerGames) with your friends in 6 arenas at the moment! Of course, we have many challenging jump courses where you can put your jumping skills to the test. There you will receive a certain amount of money for each course you complete. In the near future we will bring the game “The Walls”, invented by Hypixel, to our server.

    Many self-programmed plugins will help you have a breathtaking gaming experience! Examples: /invwarp shows you our warps in an inventory, where you just have to click on the corresponding item. The property plugin is programmed by us.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Spacebug Survival Server

    Spacebug Survival Server

    This is a Wild West SMP type of server (Survival Multiplayer). On this server you are on your own. Do not expect any staff to come and help if you get killed and looted.

    Connect: play.minecraft.dk

    Come in, find a suited place to live and place a Chest to claim your starter region. From here you can mine and build – get more money by selling blocks to the server and claim even more land for yourself.

    PvP is part of this server, so watch your back!

    View Livemap at: http://play.minecraft.dk:8123

    Server started feb 6th 2013

    Server runs mostly without staff online – Though there are still rules to follow: http://minecraft.dk/rules – Failure to follow them, will most likely result in a permanent ban. So be sure to follow them. Commands: http://minecraft.dk/cmd

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Vital PvP

    Vital PvP

    I am not the owner Kyle8211 or cody is the owner. he allowed me to make this. come join!

    Fun PVP/raid server based on drugs make money from farming them and other stuff

    no factions,kind staff,and awesome PVP

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • OPEXILE

    OPEXILE

    Welcome to opexile! We are a new 24/7 faction raiding server. ——————————— We are in need of donations! http://opexile.buycraft.net/ ———————————

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • World of Tux

    World of Tux

    World of Tux is a HUB survival server running 1.8.8 with a good collection of plugins, some well known, others bespoke to our server!

    Our survival server is ready for you! Use Factions to protect your land, NO GRIEFING and NO RAIDING!

    We now have available and ready for you: Survival, Creative, Skyblock, Paintball, more coming each day as we get all our plugins updated to run flawlessly on 1.8.8

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Star Shards Collected: 53

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PvP Minecraft Server

    PvP Minecraft Server

    We welcome you to the info section of pvp.minecraftserver.com. We have a dedicated and growing community in this PvP server. There is PvP throughout the whole map (Not including spawn). You are allowed to raid, grief, steal, scam and, of course, PvP. The objective of this server is to train, get good armor, make a hidden base and KILL! You can also make clans with friends if you want to team up as a group.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Vunensis

    Vunensis

    We are a group of friends who wanted to set up their own small server. For this reason, we offer you a server in which you can demonstrate your creativity, skill and survival skills. But we also attach great importance to a nice, friendly atmosphere.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ServerCraft

    ServerCraft

    We are ServerCraft. We are primarily a survival server but we do have a creative plot world and minigames. We have McMMO, a full economy, LWC, War, No Whitelist, PvP is allowed, set to normal difficulty, Mob arena, and more…

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SpCraft

    SpCraft

    A closely-knit Minecraft server with a helpful staff. Some plugins include: Towny, PermissionsEX, Multiverse-Portals, etc. Join and donate today for better ranks and more possibilities!

    To Donate- Visit our website spcrafting.enjin.com/shop

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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