Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BreackerCraft

    BreackerCraft

    Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

    Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art
    Welcome to Open Academy!

    We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

    Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

    Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

    Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

    History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TeamOne Server

    TeamOne Server

    TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • AlcatrazCraft

    AlcatrazCraft

    welcome to our server we have donate ranks witch are awesome and we have pvp and a huge drop parties and on july 2 admin b-day witch a huge celebrate coming hope we see you add me on skype sakon3218 <-- any problems and questions

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Lost Boys

    Lost Boys

    Factions, PvP and Greifing. Adventure world also coming soon.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Potions Brewed: 34
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DodgysHoose

    DodgysHoose

    A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CubeServer #1

    CubeServer #1

    – Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Retonix

    Retonix

    A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Mines Excavated: 3120
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Serenity Craft

    Serenity Craft

    Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

    -12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Kfperin’s SMP Server!

    Kfperin’s SMP Server!

    Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • AssassinHaven

    AssassinHaven

    We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Too Legit

    Too Legit

    Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • AnimalCraft

    AnimalCraft

    New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Elysium Crafting

    Elysium Crafting

    Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

    We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 151 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KB Craft Gaming

    KB Craft Gaming

    Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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