No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8559
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

McBlocks Server

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mines Excavated:	2276

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

11th Dream

Survival

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	7528

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ores Mined:	8817

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!