No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

IgniteSMP

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5228	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8539	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mc-Exodus

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DG Minecraft

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	174	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Taspia

Skyblock

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

4evercraft

4EverPvp is a great pvp

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Cereal Bowl

The Cereal Bowl Factions! McMMO! PvP! Survival! Economy! Mob Arena! Parkour! Mobcatcher! High uptime! No Whitelist! And anything else you’d ever want on a server!

Why go to other servers when the Cereal Bowl has it all? You can traverse the world, building, claiming, and defending a magnificent base, or go out and find others to make war on. You can delve deep into the depths of the nether to capture a Ghast, or build a room of 20 Zombie spawners. You can get lost in the workings of an in-depth economy, or get lost in the expansive spawn realm. Buy and sell goods, become rich and powerful, build your very own empire spanning thousands of blocks. In the infinite Cereal Bowl, the possibilities are as endless as you choose to make them.

Don’t forget some milk!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ClamityFurs

Survival

hmmm. what make you came here? Bedrock Support Coming Soon Local Server Community – Furry (2 Branches) + Non-LGBT + LGBT – Normal (2 Branches) + PvP (Angressive People) + Farmers (Friendly People :D)

eh? dont call this server sus

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.