No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival is a Minecraft SMP server with many anti-griefing and anti-cheating plugins. Great community, friendly staff!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ores Mined:	7474
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SheepCraft Network

Creative, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to SheepCraft! We currently only have a creative server, but we’re working on a unique minigame!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Alphacraft

Creative

20 slots, Mega modern City, accepts new builders we also have a creative map where you can build whatever you want, Survival semi-RP.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	970466

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FreshCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Freshcraft, a friendly building server. Towny, Economy, MCMMO!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

0cool.org

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to 0cool.org (Est. ‘2010) – We run as close to survival as possible with a couple enhancing plugins for those who want to participate. Other than this we are solely word of mouth, so if you are looking for a server to settle into, 0cool is the place for you! Especially if you are looking for a small server with a steady player base!

Plugins (22): zPermissions, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Vault, ProtocolLib, Multiverse-Core, Vote, Votifier, LWC, MobArena, mcMMO, WorldGuard, dynmap, Essentials, MobCatcher, PreciousStones, EssentialsSpawn, EssentialsGeoIP, Multiverse-SignPortals, Multiverse-NetherPortals, ChestShop, EssentialsChat

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	195	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Oceanic Bending

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Oceanic Bending Is A Bending, Factions / PvP / Bending, RP and Creative 1.8.1 No Lag server. This server, with it’s empathetic, respectful, and civilized staff, it’s amazing builders, and interesting plugins, to keep players entertained daily. dedicated and kind players, and a gorgeous spawn and arena for players to PvP with bending

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Animals Bred:	174
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FamilyMinecraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft server for all ages! The server is ran by a family of minecraft. We are always looking for new players to join the family! JOIN NOW!!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cubeville

Economy, PvP, Survival

Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftDiggers

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crops Grown:	9137
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FateCraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Items Found:	2679
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Emeralds Found:	4944	Star Shards Collected:	58

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Animals Bred:	107
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blackhand

Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)

On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!

Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.

Become a part of our community and experience something

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.