No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Items Found:	3059

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DesperateFun

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival

A great server for all your best PVP, Factions, COD Zombies, and more!!! We have lots of fun and creation. DesperateFun is a new server, but has a long history. Check out http://www.desperatefun.com and our server website desperate fun.buycraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DestinyLegion

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are a up and coming Minecraft Network, we have a great community, we have a great management team who will take this small network to the next level!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DauntlessMC

Creative, Factions, Skyblock

Dauntless MC is a network and it currently has: OP Factions, Skyblock, and Creative. We are experienced in giving the players a great player experience. We are open to suggestions and will consider those suggestions. We hope to see you around the server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GommeHD Network

Mini Games

GommeHD Network – Mini Games

Game modes: – BedWars – Trouble in Minecraft – Conquest – EnderGames – RageMode – Surf – SurvivalGames – AuraPvP | Event

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Musk Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Musk Factions: Join today for the ultimate factions gameplay!

We are a brand new and improving server that is all about factions, We base everything upon the following:

> Grief > Raid > Pvp > Factions

We have some of the top notch plugins and staff to make your expierience at Musk Factions unforgettable.

We are Musk, “We define pvp”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MerlionMC

Survival

😀 Join MerlionMC Today! 😀 Active and Friendly Staffs, Unique Survival,1.8,Mythic Mobs,24/7! Join Us Today! IP: 158.69.18.124 Main Rules On The Server: – No Griefing! – No Insulting At Players Or On The Server! – No Advertisement! – No Hacking! More To Be On The Server Rules Board! Rules Set To Let Players Have A Enjoyable and Comfortable Server To Play In! If You Have Any Queries,You Can Look For Our Staff! They Are Online Now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Potions Brewed:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CribexMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CribexMC is a death-match player vs. player type server. Your goal is to kill players, earn money, and buy better gear. You will also be able to enchant the gear you have purchased. EXP dispensers and enchantment tables are in what we call, the towers, in the middle of the map.

Our goal/the goal of this server is to improve the player’s PvP skills, while creating a fun community where players become friends.

CribexMC Team

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ores Mined:	6640	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Chill craft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Extreamly chill and fun server amazing staff and community nearly everyone who joins has fun if they stay

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PudgeCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.pudgecraft.com PudgeCraft Survival PudgeCraft KitPvP

Survival focused with hints of PvP combat. Inside of the Survival server you are able to gather resources, form a guild, and head into PvP combat against others and fight for your claim to fame! If combat isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We have a custom economy system and measures to keep your villages safe!

Server: – Online 24/7, around the clock! – Strong DDoS protection. – VERY experienced custom builders and developers. – ALWAYS new updates and maintenance. – ACTIVE staff team for all time zones. – AMAZING survival server community.

Come join our network during it’s rebirth and experience the growth!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SnakeCraft.us

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

A place to play minecraft with no game altering plugins or overbearing moderators. In fact there are no moderators at all, just go out and play! The only rule is that there is no rules. You do have the ability to throw a protection net over your property which stops people from griefing but PVP is on 24/7, good luck!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ores Mined:	9539	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ragnarok

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, Survival

This server is an enhanced survival world where you can do everything you can imagine. We have a player based economy. We have added usable guns in our server, we have a myriad of different types of mini-games, we have tons of build contests of all types including themed builds and art contests. We usually have at least one build contest a month.

The entrance to the server is very unique in that it is a morality test. We want to see what kind of person you are and we have developed a test to determine this. If you fail the test or fail to follow the rules posted during the test you will most likely be banned permanently or if you are lucky jailed for a short time.

We believe in quality over quantity in our player base. We would rather have 30 of the nicest people in Minecraft than have 60 dirtbags.

Come give us a shot you WILL NOT regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	66
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pias kleiner Baukasten

PvE, Survival

Kleiner Coop-Home Server. – No griefing – Unrestricted building (approximate building area will be distributed!) – PVE Enviroment

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Potions Brewed:	144
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Rock Diamond Prison

Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

An amazingly addicting prison experience like never seen before! Secrets and crude humour makes this an enthusiasts choice!

Wicked little prison server, we have just started up, lots of fun! Come join us and bring your friends, we will convert you to the dark side and you wont look back.

Ranks A-Z, then Freedom! MCMMO! PVP Arena! Woodshed, Petshop, Tree farms and Mobfarms!

Diamonds and Badass Items for voting!

Introduction Video Here: http://imgur.com/LduS0QA

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Potions Brewed:	165	Enchantments Applied:	142
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cypher

PvP

Welcome to CypherMC! We are a server based around all factions. Do you love Factions well come join!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5577	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Farms Harvested:	844
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lapis MC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a new survival no-pvp factions server looking to get a community of 20-40 players, if you enjoy the server please invite your friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	318	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4803	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!