Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Animals Bred: 161

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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