Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
Gods Slained: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
Void Gems Collected: 38 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
Buildings Constructed: 47 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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