Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 6307
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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