Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Emeralds Found: 5876 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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