Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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