”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

forced, KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, Minecraft, no pol, no porn, no vidya, productive members, Server, society, tards, vidya

Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Emeralds Found:	1170
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	9931	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Star Shards Collected:	87
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3943
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	159

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crops Grown:	2956
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	151	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Creeper Therapy Co.

anxiety relief, aromatherapy, Calm, coping strategies, creeper, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, guided imagery, healthy distractions, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, nature sounds, positive thinking, progressive muscle relaxation, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing music, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Brainy Heights & Spiders

anxiety disorders, brain activation, brain regions, Brainy, fear analysis, fear neuroscience, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of spiders, fear patterns, fear perception, fear processing, fear research, fear response, fear studies, fear triggers, Heights, mental health, neuroscience, phobias, Psychology, scientific research, social threats, Spiders

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Animals Bred:	119	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PuffleLand

Survival, Vanilla Survival EssentialsX Builds Plugins Creative Minigames PvP Economy Skyblock Factions Roleplay Quests Redstone Parkour Mods Farming Exploration Adventure Community

This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Potions Brewed:	70
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.