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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7855 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!
