| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2884 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9330 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1128 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6781 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1764 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2538 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 615 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2051 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 265 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2762 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 2597 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4536 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 167 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 957 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4857 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1413 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6396 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4963 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2780 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3146 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1258 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8802 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2159 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 3213 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6922 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2576 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5643 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
