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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 755 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7502 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Are you tired of dealing with annoying door-to-door salesmen interrupting your Minecraft building sessions? Well, on our server, we have a special feature that automatically teleports them to the Nether every time they try to knock on your virtual door! Join us for a salesmen-free gaming experience like no other!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks and feathers. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these feathered master builders!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built dimension where the laws of gravity are reversed and pigs can fly – literally! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the madness begin!
