No-Sex Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6372
Farms Harvested:	544	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7512	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Emeralds Found:	581

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a sexless society? Do you want to spice up your virtual life with some steamy Minecraft action? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the boring sexless generation! With nearly 1 in 3 U.S. men reporting no sexual activity, it’s time to take matters into your own hands – virtually, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your wildest fantasies and engage in some hot pixelated action. Who needs real-life partners when you can build your dream world and find love in the blocky arms of a Minecraft character?

Don’t be a statistic, be a Minecraft master! Join our server now and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the steamy adventures begin!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9967	Votes:	2050
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	241	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Void Gems Collected:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3647	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ores Mined:	3331	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Farms Harvested:	280	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	623214	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	0

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crops Grown:	7225	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!