No older woman in your game Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with young whippersnappers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for players who appreciate the finer things in life – older women! That’s right, if you’re not into MILFs, then this server is not for you. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time and appreciate a well-aged wine…or player, in this case.

Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Origins of Plants & Paws

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so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Potions Brewed:	95	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	6873
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BabyNameBetrayal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Crops Grown:	7277

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Calorie Crunch & Muscle Mingle

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so, like, if u wanna lose weight and get all toned and stuff, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. we got like, this crazy combo of calorie restriction and exercise that will have u shedding those pounds faster than a creeper explodes. but wait, there’s more! if u a lady and wanna keep them muscles looking fly, then time-restricted eating with exercise is the way to go. it’s like, slightly less effective but still super dope. join now and get ready to slay in the virtual world and in real life. let’s get ripped, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Here’s Johnny is a dynamic and energetic performer with a passion for entertaining and engaging audiences. His high-energy comedy routines and witty banter have made him a crowd favorite at comedy clubs and venues across the country. With a unique blend of observational humor and storytelling, Here’s Johnny is known for keeping audiences laughing from start to finish. Whether he’s performing stand-up comedy, hosting events, or appearing on television, Here’s Johnny always brings his signature charm and humor to the stage.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

What are Minecraft servers like MetaUnion ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to MetaUnion include:

1. Mineplex: Known for its variety of minigames and large player base, Mineplex offers a similar community-driven experience with unique gameplay modes.

2. Hypixel: Another popular server with a wide range of game modes and a friendly community, Hypixel is great for players looking for diverse and engaging gameplay experiences.

3. The Hive: With a focus on fun and creativity, The Hive offers a range of custom mini-games and challenges for players to enjoy with friends or solo.

4. CubeCraft Games: Known for its unique games and player-friendly environment, CubeCraft Games is a great choice for players seeking a similar experience to MetaUnion .

5. Grian Network: Created by popular Minecraft YouTuber Grian, this server offers a friendly community and creative building opportunities for players of all skill levels.

Each of these servers provides a fun and immersive Minecraft experience that is sure to keep players entertained for hours on end. Whether you’re in the mood for survival, creative building, or competitive minigames, you’re bound to find something you love on these servers.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ores Mined:	2389	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

2C2T – True Anarchy Minecraft Server

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Everyone’s favorite anarchy, without imposing donations and any rules. The server has just started, so it will be very easy to develop to the furnace. And what to do next – open a store, destroy spawn or build highways – the choice is yours!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	4961	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun! Build giant statues of chickens, ride pigs into battle, and explore a world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. But be warned, the creepers here have a sense of humor and might just explode in a shower of confetti!

Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and joke around. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re participating in epic build battles or trying to survive a zombie apocalypse led by a dancing skeleton king.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding sheep.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Void Gems Collected:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	165
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.