No older woman in your game Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with young whippersnappers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for players who appreciate the finer things in life – older women! That’s right, if you’re not into MILFs, then this server is not for you. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time and appreciate a well-aged wine…or player, in this case.

Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	New Chunks Explored:	798380

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Villages Defended:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	2032
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	664475	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Farms Harvested:	356	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchantments Applied:	151	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.