No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	4052	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Farms Harvested:	526	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3259	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7483	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Animals Bred:	125	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Animals Bred:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.