No Kids Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, BDSM, Celibacy, childfree, children, contradiction, Fatherhood, good father, Happiness, Happy, Immodesty, influence, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, modesty, monk, Offspring, Religious, Reproduction, responsive, Smile, smp, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and taming wolves? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible!

Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Void Armor Forged:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1917

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Divine Spears Created:	15	Potions Brewed:	40

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	69

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magic Items Found:	8024	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!