No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Vitality_PVP

    Vitality_PVP

    Factions MCMMO Hardcore-PVP Shops Grief Raid Steal Loot Kill

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrightVenture

    BrightVenture

    Welcome to BrightVenture. Want to play survival, but you don’t have any people to play with well here at BrightVenture we want to have fun here at this server as a community. This is a survival server with some changes. This is COMPLETE crossplay using geyserMC and Floodgate so invite your buddies 🙂

    For the rules of the server join the discord… Start your Venture with us!

    Want to start the server yourself! DM us on discord and we’ll discuss.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 729 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IronCraft: PvP

    IronCraft: PvP

    IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com

    BASIC INFO Ironcraft: PvP is a new 1.4.2 survival server! Our server features two survival worlds This is used to divide up the players so they have more room on the server!

    SUPPORT We have a fully working website Active staff members on the server We listen to suggestions so don’t be afraid to talk to us!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Venture SMP

    Venture SMP

    Join our discord server to see further details: Venture SMP This is a fun SMP Rules • No hacking, No spawn killing,No griefing in the first week,No griefing farms, Teaming is allowed but no teams more than 4, If you hack you will get banned for a month,I am not telling the seed, The end is opening after 2 weeks, The dragon egg owner will get a sharp 5 Netherite Hoe,PvP is turned off during the opening day to avoid players killing each other with iron tools.No toxic, we want nice human players but killing is allowed, just don’t orally harass players. Notice Not even the owner has admin so yep and is 1.18.2 IP: ss1.nide8.com:25583

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 217 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • awesomeland

    awesomeland

    24/7 Dedicated survival minecraft server. A huge world with antigrief protection is available through LogBlock, LWC and mcbans. Free to join, play and explore. Build your own house in the different cities and explore the vast map

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2152

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TryKit

    TryKit

    The new upcoming server that is in open beta with staff applications, we currently have skywars, bedwars, kitPvP, anarchy, lifesteal, and survival. In the future we will have duels and purgatory! 1.8.9 for minigames, and 1.16.5+ for survival

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 156 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Benderscraft

    Benderscraft

    IP: play.benderscraft.co

    Here at Benderscraft, we offer the opportunity for players to fight and become the most powerful benders with our custom made leveling system alongside our competitive Elo ranking system to be added in the near future. Join an existing nation or battle and overthrow one of the reigning nation leaders to become one yourself. Begin your journey now to experience the complete server overhaul and constant gameplay updates.

    IP: server.benderscraft.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Button Land

    Button Land

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Potions Brewed: 84
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KoolKidzMC

    KoolKidzMC

    KoolKidzMC is a community of over 200 friends that started as a small group chat of 8 people who invited their friends, who then invited their friends, and so on until we got to where we are today. We are currently working on a community-based Minecraft server for all members of the Discord community to enjoy. KoolKidz is an English and Spanish-based server, that welcomes all cultures, races, and sexualities. Everyone within the community should feel that they are safe within our community. We also have giveaways and host fun events from time to time as well.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Titancraft

    Titancraft

    From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Forgotten Times

    Forgotten Times

    Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 35

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

    MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

    Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

    Advertising on this server is prohibited.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EDEN

    EDEN

    EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • McGroove Unlimited

    McGroove Unlimited

    McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

    We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

    Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ores Mined: 4042
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

    GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

    Since March 20th we have a new spawn that was built in the “modern” style. In addition to the portals to the various worlds and buildings, you can also find our many shops, various buildings and the shopping center. Our climbing system allows you to transport yourself, For this you have to feel/rankup certain requirements You can earn money very well through jobs/jobs and there are many ways to spend it again. You can also put your hard-earned money in the bank/bank to earn interest there. In order to ensure a good atmosphere, we ask you, Be friendly with each other and stick to the rules. Patient moderators, admins and technicians are available to answer your questions available. We hope to welcome you soon.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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