No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ores Mined: 3239 Wilderness Tamed: 20
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Cakecraft

    Cakecraft

    Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Star Shards Collected: 197
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Minecraft Junkie

    Minecraft Junkie

    Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

    Ps : im not the owner

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • FusionCraft

    FusionCraft

    This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Crops Grown: 1025

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Ulfcraft

    Ulfcraft

    Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

    Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

    All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

    To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

    We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

    Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Towns Built: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Crops Grown: 7735

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MasterMinerZ

    MasterMinerZ

    Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

    We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

    We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

    If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

    As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

    Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

    Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Crops Grown: 6313
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

    C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

    A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

    Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

    All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Sandlot

    The Sandlot

    The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

    Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

    We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

    Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Banana Smores

    Banana Smores

    Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

    At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 157 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • 1.6.1 survive the horde

    1.6.1 survive the horde
    1.6.1 survive the horde

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9690
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Farms Harvested: 784
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PVPCrafters

    PVPCrafters

    PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8052 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Realm of Eden

    Realm of Eden

    Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 New Chunks Explored: 525886
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Aspirecraft

    Aspirecraft

    **Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7494 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1446
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Panda Craft!

    Panda Craft!

    Fun for everyone, 24/7

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Octain (Survival PvE)

    Octain (Survival PvE)

    We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

    We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

    And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

    We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

    (This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 130 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AtomCraftChile

    AtomCraftChile

    The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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