No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Laughcraft

    Laughcraft

    Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • VelocityMC

    VelocityMC

    Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • VanillaMC

    VanillaMC

    This is a regular survival server

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Faded Skyblock

    Faded Skyblock

    Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

    Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1839

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Dovercraft

    Dovercraft

    Dover craft Friendly towny server

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Vanilla Craft

    Vanilla Craft

    Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

    If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

    JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

    Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • UWARS

    UWARS

    -=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

    -=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AssassinCraft

    AssassinCraft

    -24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Craft Life – Survival

    Craft Life – Survival

    Survival Server

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • xxooss

    xxooss

    Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SkyArmy

    SkyArmy

    We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Kingdom of Naelov

    Kingdom of Naelov

    ===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MCIsland

    MCIsland

    Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Freeside MC

    Freeside MC

    FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

    Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

    Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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