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Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4293	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2238	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

autism, Behavior, Communication, Conversation, emotional response, Empathy, family, Mind, Minecraft, Miscommunication., moms, Mother Daughter, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, perspective, Questioning, relationships, Respect, self-perception, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Understanding, VOICE

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

bullying, communication breakdown, dealing with conflict, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, parental expectations, running away, school bullying, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC, sisterly love., social dynamics, standing up for yourself, teenage drama, teenage emotions

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LastWordsMinecraftSMP

Closure, death, Departed, departed loved ones, emotional, end of life, family, farewells, final conversations, final moments, final words, Goodbye, Grief, last words, LastWordsMinecraftSMP, Loss, loved ones, Memories, Remembrance, saying farewell, saying goodbye

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is known for its mysterious and spooky happenings, including ghosts haunting players and whispering cryptic messages. Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the last words of your loved ones echoing through the pixelated trees. Will you dare to uncover the secrets of our server and communicate with the other side? Join now and embark on a supernatural adventure like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockyBedBuddies

attraction, BlockyBedBuddies, chemistry, Communication, Connection, discovery, emotions, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Intimacy, partner, Passion, Pleasure, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Surprise, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!

Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GraveyardGoneWild Minecraft Server

burial ground scarcity, burial grounds, Burial Sites, burial space, cemeteries, cemetery capacity, cemetery crisis, cemetery expansion, cemetery infrastructure, cemetery management, cemetery overcrowding, cemetery running out in Russia, cemetery shortage, cemetery shortage crisis, cemetery shortage in Russia, cemetery space, graveyard, GraveyardGoneWild, Minecraft, russia, Russia burial, Russian burial, Server

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, even Russia is running out of cemeteries because all the players keep respawning like crazy! Join us and you’ll be dodging creepers like a boss, building epic castles, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, our diamond loot drops are so OP, you’ll feel like a Minecraft god. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those skeletons who’s boss!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AppleBlockCraft

agricultural products, apple industry, AppleBlockCraft, apples, Belarus, diplomatic conflict, economic sanctions, embargo, Eurasian Economic Union, export restrictions, food security, fruit exports, global trade, import ban, international relations, Kazakhstan, political tension, regional politics, russia, trade dispute, trade war

So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PFAS Groundwater Escape

chemical exposure, contamination removal, drinking water safety, environmental cleanup, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental regulations, Escape, groundwater, groundwater contamination, Groundwater monitoring, Hazardous substances, health risks, Long-term impact, persistent pollutants, PFAS, pollution prevention, public health concerns, remediation process, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water quality

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own epic base but watch out cuz there’s a secret underground world where the evil PFAS monsters lurk. they’ve been chillin in the groundwater for over 40 years and they ain’t leavin anytime soon. u gotta team up with ur friends and defeat them before they take over the whole server. plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary diamond sword, u can banish the PFAS for good. so what u waitin for? join now and save the server from the PFAS apocalypse!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ArdynFall SMP: Where the Villagers are Villainous, the Creepers are Cuddly, and the Diamonds are Dandy!

Ardynfall, backups, Close-Knit Community, community-driven, CREEPERS, cuddly, dandy, Dedicated Staff Team, diamonds, Established, Exciting Events, Fair Gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft Experience, new world, over-the-top mods, pay-to-win features, Planned Server Resets, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, Uptime, Vanilla, villagers, villainous, Welcoming

ArdynFall SMP Overview
Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.
Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
Brand New World

No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join ArdynFall SMP?	Join our discord server and follow the application process.
Are there any server resets planned?	No, we do not plan on resetting the server, so your creations are safe.
What plugins does ArdynFall SMP use?	We use a select few plugins to enhance the vanilla experience. The full list can be found in the overview above.
Is the server active and well-maintained?	Yes, our server has 100% uptime and regular backups, and our dedicated staff team is always available to assist players.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, we have exciting events planned, including Halloween-themed events for the month of October.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	196
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9021
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Anime Master Minecraft Server

adaptation, animation, animation industry, animation process, Animation Studio, animation techniques, Anime, art, character design, creativity, FANTASY, fetishes, imagination, japanese animation, Japanese animator, Japanese culture, Manga, Master, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, storytelling, Visual Arts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just like every other one out there? Well, look no further because our server is like a Japanese animator’s dream come true! We slip in all our wildest fetishes into the game for a truly unique and unforgettable experience.

Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP

2001, console games, design, Development, First Person Shooter, flashlight, games, gaming industry, Graphical, graphical showcases, graphics, GROUNDBREAKING, Halo, History, iconic, innovation, lighting effects, Minecraft, pc games, Showcases, smp, Technology, video games, visual effects

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take lighting effects to a whole new level! Forget about any other game on PC that used similar lighting effects before Halo in 2001, because we are the pioneers of epic lighting in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

BroBroGrowUp, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	1771
Star Shards Collected:	105	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2