Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Love Letters Sent: 19
Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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