No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Farms Harvested:	836	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Cobblemonia <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/nbl1/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crops Grown:	7718
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5306	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Enchantments Applied:	232	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4066	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ores Mined:	5792	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Votes:	8544	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	7464
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3778
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	159	Ores Mined:	1631
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	934
Crops Grown:	9686	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	120	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!