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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arcator MC1

Arcator (pronounced: ɑrkətɔr) is a multi-server, UK-based Minecraft network. We offer a friendly, social environment and pretty decent admins, and we also have an absolute zero tolerance policy on griefing.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RazorPvP

RazorPvP is minecraft with a little twist. The object of RazorPvP is to defeat as many people as you can and be rewarded while doing it with our economy system. On RazorPvP we have a very colorful map for you to play on. It consist of a Snow biome, Nether Biome, City Biome and Mushroom Biome. You can go Hide deep in the forest or even in the deep dark caves and last but not least the huge skyscrapers. You can join RazorPvP at mc.razorpvp.ca

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

aristocracy

We Are A Loving Server Trying to Get Ready And Sail To Heaven You Can join If You Want its up To You Cya ^_^

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}

Active, Community, Economy, hermitcraft, Semivanilla, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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About Us

ChillZone is a newly releasing Semi-Vanilla server. We’re dedicated to providing a great vanilla experience, with small additions that help enhance the multiplayer aspect. We value the community aspect greatly, on ChillZone all players have a say as to what goes on, what gets added, and so on.We’ve existed as a community for around 4 years now, starting out with a similar server, inspired by Hermitcraft. This means we’re experienced in creating and hosting a community, providing a great experience with great server performance & well developed features. However, we’re always looking to add to our tight-knit, welcoming community and share 🙂

Our Values

Community – In ChillZone all players get a say in what happens, all suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We’re transparent with all decisions made, asking the community for their input and giving our reasoning for everything.Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Some of Our Features

Vanilla Tweaks, including Armor Stands, Mob Heads, Double Shulker Shells, etc.We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.Discord Linking, you can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server.Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.Player Shops, including a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.

Our RulesWe try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lifecraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

LifeCraft offers a unqiue experience of having professional staff, and a vibrant community. Our features range from: Dungeons, RPG – Aspects, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Keep-Inventory, Events (Drop Party’s, Build Events, Boss Raids, Scavanger Hunts, PvP events) and best of all, an atmosphere where everyone knows who you are when you join!

We here at LifeCraft want to offer player the best experience possible, we connect with player using our forums and Discord while simtaneously ensuring there is always a staff member on the server at all time of the day.

We look foward to meeting you, on the server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MinecraftSMP

Our Server Is a Economy/Survival Server With a Great Community! We Would like u Guys to Join – 24/7 – 169 Slots – no lag – Great Staff Server has Been up for Over 2 Years! NO WHITELIST CRACKED AND PREMIUM CAN JOIN!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

QNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Play with your friends against other players and create your own Faction. Improve your mcMMO stats and Create your private Island with on Skyblock and invite friends to Survival together on your island.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Resort Islands of Misfit

We are a fun server with factions , survivalgames , warhub , mobarena , and spleef. We hope to see you on! 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EldoronCraft

EldoronCraft is an RPG Survival server using grief prevention and stuff like Citizens2. RPG plugins: mcMMO and Citizens. The admins try to be as helpfull as we can and hope you will have fun on this smal little server! oh, and theres no pvp :/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AllPurposePvP

*PVP*FACTIONS*LOTTERY*MOB-ARENA*NO-LAG*SPLEEF*AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ModernEmpire

ModernEmpire is the unusual Minecraft server in the way that it is an anti-grief, PVP and Hunger Games server all in one server. The anti-grief server is self explanatory no griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. is allowed in this world. To enforce this no griefing rule we have a plugin called CoreProtect which is a similar plugin to Hawkeye and LogBlock. In the PVP world griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. are all allowed. ModernEmpire is 100% 24/7 and it is VERY unusual for a reboot or the server shutting down. We have a very friendly staff who will help you with everything that is within their power. ModernEmpire also has unlimited slots so you never have to worry about the server getting full. The Hunger Games server is has basically no rules other than no hacking so you can do whatever you want while in an arena.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

G[B]H Dedicated Server

we are a new server i am looking for people that can help me with the settings and permmisions if anyone can i will give them head admin when the server get up and running come on to talk to me my name is timtam123456

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

E&C-Survival [24/7[FIXED]

A simple good old survival server with wonderful plugins. You start simple! You dont need to login or anything just join warp to the survival world and start your amazing survival! We are 24/7 and have friendly admins. The server is located in canada canadians eh but the bandwith is amazing in other parts of the world as well! Now we have fixed plugins that will not be as glitchy to damage you everytime you jump! We also has a few custum scripted plugins! *Latest news =============================== RAM upgraded *Boost plugin installed (Now alot less lag!)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafting Reality – 24/7 –

Crafting Reality is a fun and relaxing server. King staff, and always friendly players.

CRAFTING REALITY [CR] – PvP – 24/7 / ECONOMY

Also looking for staff!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BizzCraft | Freebuild Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

BizzCraft is a five year old Minecraft FreeBuild Survival Server with a non-pvp aspect as well no griefing. It is a family friendly server that has a variety of players and has a range of all talents. With over a total of 150,000 people joining over the past five years we would love to see you join our community today! Visit our website at BizzCraft.Net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!