| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1827 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 969 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3573 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4130 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 371 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2450 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.
Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.
Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3010 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 36 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3644 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).
So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1298 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.
Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.
Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2330 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2246 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.
Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!
So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9783 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1288 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 992 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 26 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 112 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 125 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2054 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 517 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1638 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2289 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.
So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4783 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 285 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8233 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2681 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!
