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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8969 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 479 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 808410 |
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chicken minions that will do your bidding. Need a castle built? Just ask the Chicken King and his army of feathered friends will have it done in no time.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of enchanted golden apples? It’s the thrill of a lifetime!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Remember, yvan eht nioj!