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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5006 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 2021 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got ninjas from ALL the countries, even the ones u never heard of. like, did u know that iceland has ice ninjas that can freeze u with just a touch? or that australia has kangaroo ninjas that can kick u into next week? it’s wild, man.
plus, our server is haunted by ghost ninjas who can phase through walls and scare the crap outta u. but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.
and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair where u can train with the ninja masters and learn their ancient techniques. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.
so come join us and experience the ninja madness for yourself. but be warned, once u enter our server, there’s no going back. ninjas for life, bro.
