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The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Emeralds Found:	7666
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Votes:	9880
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Void Armor Forged:	17

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ores Mined:	5977
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	720	Alien Abductions:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2234	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
New Chunks Explored:	448866	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	4492	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	6010	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Players:	92/600	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3