Hey there, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP out there? Well, look no further because we have got some insane stuff going on in our server!

First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Embrace IQ Minecraft Server

    Embrace IQ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Do you long for a place where you can truly embrace your low IQ without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!

    So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Piggy Minecraft SMP Body

    Piggy Minecraft SMP Body
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Future Minecraft SMP

    Future Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

    Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Loki-sama celebrating 30K subscribers by drinking beer and reading marshmallows? Look no further than our server! We’ve got original songs like “Playing Favourites” and “AposTASTY” that will make you question reality. Plus, we have covers of “Identity” that will blow your mind!

    Join us and play games like Rust, GTA, and Armored Core 6 with Pico-chan and Yuu. And don’t forget about our break-taking Memory who will be back at the end of the month to bring even more chaos to the server.

    With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick. From building towering castles to fighting off hordes of zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free imaginary harmony potion, a fire nihility sword, and a code for unlimited diamond armor. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with our awesome community of players who are always up for a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server

    Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server

    Terra A is a classic survival server where you can feel the very atmosphere of the old Minecraft. We do not have wipes or donations, but we will be grateful for financial support of the server in a small amount. We recommend visiting our website and registering on it, as well as joining the discord server. Our server is rebooted daily to ensure stable operation. Waiting for you!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Life or Death Minecraft Server

    Life or Death Minecraft Server
    Tired of being attacked by creepers, skeletons, and zombies every time you step outside in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We promise that every random encounter will be a peaceful interaction with adorable bunnies and friendly villagers. Say goodbye to constantly fighting for your life and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be battling is your uncontrollable laughter at the antics of our quirky NPCs. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP

    Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we believe that an unused RAM is wasted RAM! Why settle for just playing on any old server when you could be experiencing the ultimate Minecraft adventure with us? Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring to the table.

    We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Gay Pride Minecraft Server

    Gay Pride Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where liking other men is not just accepted, it’s practically mandatory! Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build fabulous rainbow-colored houses and mine for diamonds with your fellow fabulous players?

    But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • GF Goals Minecraft SMP

    GF Goals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 120 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition

    ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition
    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!

    We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.

    Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.

    So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Ban Happy Minecraft Server

    Ban Happy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

    [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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