Hey there, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP out there? Well, look no further because we have got some insane stuff going on in our server!

First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

    1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

    2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

    3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

    4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

    Mint Phantom Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

    But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

    Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3950 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

    Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

    Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

    Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

    And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

    ☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

    TELEGRAM PREMIUM giveaway – @crazyzonemcbe

    ⚪️ — Free donation!

    ⚫ — Custom crafts and items!

    ⚪️ – Buyers!

    ⚫ — Clans!

    ⚪️ — Titles and ranks!

    ⚫ — Events!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Roco Loco Minecraft Server

    Roco Loco Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Based Minecraft SMP Player

    Based Minecraft SMP Player
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

    4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

    Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 490 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

    Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP
    Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

    So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).

    And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP

    My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky group of players anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Disco Code Minecraft Server

    Disco Code Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • S a l u t l e s a m i s M i n e c r a f t S M P

    S a l u t   l e s   a m i s   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it they can build a castle in under 10 minutes flat. Join now and witness their epic building skills firsthand!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community where we have weekly llama races and a giant chicken statue that lays golden eggs. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ❤️ FREE donation / FREE ❤️ HypeGO ⭐️ Minecraft server

    ❤️ FREE donation / FREE ❤️ HypeGO ⭐️ Minecraft server
    We do not cheat on commands!Free donation /FREELowest prices https://shop.hypego.org/Big onlineHigh-quality build, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

    IP: hypego.orgPort: 19132

    Website: https://shop.hypego.org/

    VK group: https://vk.com/hypego_of

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server

    Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the subs for episode 2 may have died fast, but they made it to nyaa so it wasn’t all in vain! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft.

    Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).

    And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP

    Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blonde Thieves turned Bounty Hunters, laughter, and a heart of gold – it’s the Blushing Bird Edition!

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.

    But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1428 Buildings Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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