| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most exotic animals you’ll ever find in the game. Want a pet unicorn? We’ve got it. How about a dragon to guard your castle? No problem. Our server is like a virtual zoo on steroids.
And if you’re feeling competitive, we have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat. Fight against other players in epic arenas while riding on the back of a virtual T-Rex. It’s like Jurassic Park meets Gladiator, but in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at >BMW>Benz and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Luxury cars, exotic animals, and epic battles await you. See you in the game!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2966 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and porkchops. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring plenty of snacks, because you never know when you might get hungry for some creeper sushi.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2163 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Forget about linear power ups and upgrades, on our server, you can level up your character by doing the most outrageous and hilarious tasks like riding a pig off a cliff or building a house out of diamonds.
And don’t even get me started on the minigames! We have the craziest and most absurd minigames you’ve ever seen, from chicken jousting to lava parkour.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s way better than boring old farming and energy management. 10/10 would recommend!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 284 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Llama Mafia, a gang of ruthless llamas who control the black market for enchanted golden carrots. If you can prove your worth to them, you’ll gain access to their secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your virtual life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding sheep – they’re a real hoot! Kek!!!!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
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| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us and witness the chaos unfold as llamas ride pigs, creepers breakdance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with non-stop entertainment around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a hidden village where the villagers throw epic parties every night.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8277 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.
So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 321 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
