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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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