Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Towns Built: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

    SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

    SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

    IP squeejcraft.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

    SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

    To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

    For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

    Rules

    • Be respectful. Be chill
    • No discrimination
    • No arguing or fighting
    • Hacking is not allowed
    • X-Ray is not allowed
    • Griefing is not allowed
    • Stealing is not allowed
    • Avoid swearing if possible
    • No excessive overbreeding
    • No advertising

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
    Are there any specific building rules? While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
    Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
    How can I protect my land from being stolen? Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
    Can I request teleports to other players? Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Silly Furball Minecraft Server

    Silly Furball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you – S/fur Girls with Guns Edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with badass female characters armed to the teeth with all kinds of crazy weapons. From rocket launchers to laser guns, these girls mean business and they’re not afraid to show it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on hordes of zombie pigs and evil creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join S/fur Girls with Guns Edition today and get ready for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when one of those gun-toting girls might sneak up on you!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1876 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP

    Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the final battle is just a snoozefest? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the final battle is accompanied by epic dubstep music that will have you feeling like a total badass as you fight to the death!

    Picture this: You’re facing off against the server’s biggest PvP pro, sweat dripping down your face as you frantically click your mouse in a desperate attempt to take them down. And then, out of nowhere, the music kicks in and suddenly you’re in a full-blown action movie montage, complete with slow-motion shots of arrows flying through the air and explosions going off in the background. It’s like something out of a Michael Bay film, except you’re the star!

    So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just make sure you’ve got your best PvP gear ready, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSisNoHouse

    NoSisNoHouse
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

    Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

    Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PupDefender Minecraft SMP

    PupDefender Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveLetterCraft

    LoveLetterCraft
    Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Crops Grown: 2828

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

    ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

    imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

    join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 179 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

    YouthCraft: North Korea Edition
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

    our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

    if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Meteorite Mayhem Server

    Meteorite Mayhem Server
    yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

    imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

    plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

    remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovaSky

    NovaSky

    Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5949 Chimeras Created: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Love Poland Minecraft Server

    Love Poland Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

    No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

    So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

    ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLoveTips

    CraftyLoveTips
    Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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