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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5664 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 4229 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!