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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5953 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2705 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!