| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058
Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.
Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.
We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?
So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!
Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
