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ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Items Found:	3257	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	855514
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	605869
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	232971	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magic Items Found:	2457

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3997
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ores Mined:	6629	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Animals Bred:	73	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Players:	97/600	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8672	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3