Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 221 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 658
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Mines Excavated: 2216 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Crops Grown: 7982
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • LiteBox server Minecraft

    LiteBox server Minecraft
    The owner of the “LiteBox” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we block Israeli and Bulgarian players from joining because they’re too busy downloading torrents instead of building epic structures! But fear not, because we offer a massive collection of classic TV shows and movies in stunning HD quality for FREE. We’re practically begging you to download from us instead of paying for Netflix – that’s how generous we are!

    Join us and be part of a community that’s dedicated to disturbing society in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs to follow the rules when you can break them in the most entertaining ways? So come on, join our server and let’s cause some chaos together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP

    Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with a nice blue board that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a sea of creativity.

    Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. We’ve got players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, and legends of a secret diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers dare to explore.

    So come on and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions (we don’t talk about those). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds. Let’s get crafting, my friends!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Potions Brewed: 121
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battles Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pirate’s adventure on the high seas? Look no further than our server, where you can join the ongoing Houshou META Cruise Mission and rock a Suffren party dress skin like a true fashionista.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Nagato META event and relive the Whydah memory like a time-traveling pirate. And don’t miss out on the Aquilifier Ballade rerun, where you can party with the likes of Roma in style.

    Upcoming events include the Tempesta event, where you can snag SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth-Adventure. Plus, get ready for skins for Tempesta, Atago, Owari, and Bristol that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    And if you’re worried about losing your account, just bind it before the game updates or risk walking the plank. Oh, and don’t bother looking for an /alg/ discord, because we’re too cool for that.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a To Love Ru collab event that will blow your mind. See you in the game, mateys!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Vinland Saga Minecraft SMP

    Vinland Saga Minecraft SMP
    Alright, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you about this server that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: the editor of Vinland Saga himself, Akira Kanai, has declared that this server is the only place where you can truly experience a happy ending. And not just any happy ending, but a Minecraft happy ending that will leave you in tears of joy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the climax of this server is so intense that even Akira Kanai couldn’t handle it. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the epicness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s over…in the best way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ores Mined: 2841
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • What is the IP for Bandai Namco Entertainment America Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Bandai Namco Entertainment America Minecraft Server?

    Bandai Namco Entertainment America is a leading video game publisher and developer based in the United States. The company is a subsidiary of the Japanese entertainment conglomerate Bandai Namco Holdings and is known for releasing popular franchises such as Tekken, Pac-Man, and Dark Souls. With a strong focus on creating immersive and engaging gaming experiences for players of all ages, Bandai Namco Entertainment America has established itself as a major player in the gaming industry.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 240 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Cougar Quest Minecraft Server

    Cougar Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Are you looking for a new adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, you can find your very own Minecraft sugar mama! That’s right, we have a whole community of older women just waiting to be your virtual girlfriend. From cougars who will protect you from creepers to MILFs who will bake you virtual cookies, our server has it all. Join now and find love in the most unexpected of places – the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 268162 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ””It’s Over” Minecraft SMP”

    ””It’s Over” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to bring you joy… or at least we promised it would. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to find that elusive block of joy (spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s see if we can find some joy together… or at least have a good laugh trying!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Gorilla Woman’s Minecraft Server

    Gorilla Woman’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most bananas server around – literally! Join us for a wild adventure on our Gorilla Woman Supremacy server where you’ll be ruled by the fiercest and most fabulous gorilla women in all of Minecraft.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of gorilla women discovered a magical portal that transported them to a world where they could build, mine, and dominate all the other players. Now, they’re looking for brave souls to join their ranks and help them conquer the Minecraft universe.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden banana treasures, secret jungle hideouts, and even the occasional gorilla dance party. Plus, we have the best banana smoothies this side of the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Gorilla Woman Supremacy today and swing your way to victory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Mines Excavated: 3203

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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