Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Gods Slained: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

    Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

    Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

    But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 376194 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Critter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

    But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

    Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4611 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

    Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

    Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Villages Defended: 17
    Magic Items Found: 1450 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

    Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

    Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

    But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Potions Brewed: 56
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

    Pixel Pals – Minecraft server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

    We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

    Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

    Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Towns Built: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland Minecraft server

    Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

    Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP

    That’s My Goat! Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.

    But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?

    If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8739
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blocky Trump Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trump Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

    Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

    Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

    Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 628

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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