Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops: 1 Mines Excavated: 1004
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

    Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

    Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 330
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP

    QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    SERVER UNDER DEVELOPMENT

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

    Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

    Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

    ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Gif Master Minecraft SMP

    Gif Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

    Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

    But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

    Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Dimension Hops: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Is Real Minecraft Server

    Is Real Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

    Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

    But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4042 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country
    Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    Echo Enclave 1.21 PvE Private server Minecraft

    -Here you won’t think about the fact that someone will kill you–Here you can devote yourself wholeheartedly to creativity and grind–The only danger we have for you is: Mobs, You–Tired of harmful players and arrogant admins? There are few players here and the admins will be very happy to see you (in the good sense of the word) –-We don’t have a website or donation yet, we are a little lazy but full of enthusiasm to create something similar to a server and, in the future, a whole game project–Do you play with cheats? the main thing is not to disturb others…-

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

    ”’>Winning Game
    Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mines Excavated: 1892
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Crops Grown: 9685
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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