Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Potions Brewed: 167 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

    CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 684

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

    Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

    But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

    Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

    Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

    I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

    Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

    StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

    Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

    We have private blocks linked to tg!

    We have mystics!!!

    We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

    Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

    We are better than all other servers!

    Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

    We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

    https://t.me/starride1r

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7023
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8025
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

    Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP

    Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

    Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Mines Excavated: 2371 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Star Shards Collected: 196
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

    Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava.

    Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a Enderman’s teleportation. Our server is filled with more mods than a chest full of diamonds, and our community is as lively as a village full of villagers.

    Forget about the old boring servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure that’s crazier than a chicken riding a minecart!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl

    Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl
    Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a special feature where you can actually marry a white girl in-game and live happily ever after in your pixelated paradise. Who needs Tinder when you have virtual love waiting for you in our server?

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of love, riches, and wild parties that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch out for creepers – both in-game and in your love life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Normie’s Minecraft Server

    The Normie’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1787
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Surprised Robot in Minecraft SMP

    Surprised Robot in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

    Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

    Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Fall 2024 Server

    Crafty Fall 2024 Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fall season is in full swing! Just like Maou 2099, our server is truly enjoyable with a cyberpunk twist. Interacting with random NPCs is a blast, just like in the anime! Plus, we have a special event where you can battle against the evil Maou himself – will you be able to defeat him and save the server?

    But beware of Dandadan fans, they’re everywhere and trying too hard to be quirky. We don’t tolerate any pussybetanerd behavior here, so if you’re a true warrior, join our server and show them who’s boss!

    Looking for a comfy experience? Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of Kimi wa Meido-sama. Just like the anime, the first few episodes are good, but beware of drama and preachiness – it’s a wild ride, but worth it for the laughs!

    If you’re a fan of Mecha-Ude, you’ll love our server’s epic battles and futuristic technology. But don’t expect any pantyshots here – we keep it classy and respectful, unlike those other servers out there. Join us for a truly unique experience!

    And don’t forget about Daima, our prequel to Super. With stunning animation and an interesting premise, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next episode. Will you be able to uncover the secrets of the past and save the future?

    Last but not least, if you’re a fan of magic and adventure, join our server for a magical experience like no other. Just like Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta, we have ikemen and faggots galore – but don’t worry, we welcome all players with open arms (and magic spells)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride through the fall season and beyond!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Sell 12 Millon Copies Minecraft SMP

    Sell 12 Millon Copies Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve sold 12 million copies of our server, but don’t let that fool you – we’re a total fail!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with crazy characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Bob the Builder who can construct a house out of dirt in under 5 minutes.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the ground is made of cheese? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

    FuriousFade is a talented and versatile graphic designer with a passion for creating eye-catching visuals. They specialize in logo design, branding, and digital illustrations. With a keen eye for detail and a unique artistic style, FuriousFade combines creativity and technical skills to deliver high-quality designs for their clients. Their work has been featured in various publications and has garnered praise for its innovative and striking visuals.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Animals Bred: 51
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Playful Pixels Minecraft Server

    Playful Pixels Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed excitement into your gaming life!

    Join us on our server, where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on flying unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the cha-cha slide. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare sighting of a diamond-encrusted llama riding a rollercoaster!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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