Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!
Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

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RichCraft SMP: Money = Diamonds
Lol, being rich on this Minecraft SMP means having a chest full of diamonds, a mansion made out of emerald blocks, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Join us if you want to flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun. So come join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history! -
MineCraftyLove
relationship tips, dating tips for singles, dating advice, dating tips for women, healthy relationshipsAre you tired of dating IRL and ready to find love in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll receive the best dating advice from our resident love guru, Steve the Creeper. He’s been through it all – heartbreak, ghosting, even getting blown up by a jealous ex. But through it all, he’s learned the secrets to finding love in a world made of blocks. So come on, join our server and let Steve guide you to your pixelated soulmate. Who knows, you might just find love in a place where pigs fly and diamonds are forever! -
CraftyAssad Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it! -
FrozenAssetCraft
lol imagine if Ukraine was a minecraft server and Japan was like “yo here’s 3 billion dollars from some frozen Russian assets, come join our server and build some epic pixel art of sushi and samurais!! we got creepers that explode into sushi rolls and villagers that trade in ramen noodles. plus, our admins are ninjas who will ban griefers faster than you can say konnichiwa. come join the fun and let’s make this server more lit than a volcano full of diamonds!!”