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Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Votes:	6964

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	158
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Love Letters Sent:	9

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3839
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Votes:	3124

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2559
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6712
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Star Shards Collected:	102	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Animals Bred:	191	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1780

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

Players:	109/500	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Enchantments Applied:	289	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Star Shards Collected:	175
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17