so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Runes Activated: 2 Buildings Constructed: 14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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