so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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